Montgomery County must find a replacement for its retired bike coordinator. Here’s the job posting:
Position: Bicycle Coordinator
Experience: No more than 5 years. No burned out coordinators please.
Salary: Take the salary of the average planner, then cut by 25%.
Requirements: Applicant must be able to:
- Bike to the office
- Work long hours
- Deal with irate drivers
- Educate engineers
- Rebut police reports
- Grovel for funding
- Convince management that bikes aren’t toys
- Somehow get bike advocates to work together
Benefits: Satisfaction that you’ve made your community a little bit better.